Of course, strangeness doesn’t just appear overnight. Obesity is a natural reaction to an unnatural environment.
If the stairwell is dark and dank and warns that you should only attempt to ascend its 86 steps in an emergency, it’s only natural to be inclined to use the warm, well-lit lift.
If the kids’ school is on your way to work, why not drop them off (even if it is only 20 mins walk?).
And why make them walk back from the local sport centre when the world is such an unpredictable and dangerous place?
Whether by accident or design, Fatvillians have created a strange world in which to live.